Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Webcomic Characters

People who know me know that I'm a webcomic freak. So I thought, why not mix this with the MMORPG fanaticism? I know you all wonder what your (read: my) favorite webcomic characters would be like in the game, so here's what I think.

From 8-bit theater:

(Characters are post-upgrade)
Fighter
Slashing, Piercing, Blocking
Athletics, Dodge, Mounting, Engineering, 2 unknowns (The guy doesn't do much besides fight, it seems).

Red Mage
Slashing, Magery, Healing
Elementalism, Blocking, Leadership, Tactics, Mounting, Arcane Lore
(As well as whatever strikes his fancy)

Thief (aka ninja)
Sneak, Dodge, Throwing
Pick Locks, Acrobatics, Blocking, Piercing, Unarmed, Mounting

Black Mage
Magery, Sorcery, Arcane Lore
Elementalism, Necromancy, Demonology, Demolition, Piercing, Illusionism

White Mage
Healing, Holy, Blunt
First Aid, Biology, Arcane Lore,
Protection, Defence, Teaching

The now twice defunct Black Belt
Unarmed, Blocking, Blunt
Dodge, Acrobatics, Athletics, 2 unknowns


What about Dominic Deegan?

Dominic
Illusionism, Arcane Lore, Magery
Sorcery, Healing, Teaching, Scroll Writing, Enchanting, Alchemy, Fishing

Luna
Sorcery, Magery, Arcane Lore
Healing, Holy, Illusionism, Teaching, Protection, Cooking

Gregory
Holy, Healing, Protection
Defence, Arcane Lore, Biology, Nature Magic, 2 unknowns

Spark
Sneak, Acrobatics, Fishing
Dodge, Piercing, Exploration, Demolition, Dancing, Sleeping


Perhaps Bruno the Bandit?

Bruno
Slashing, Athletics, Sneak
Dodge, Blocking, Piercing, Trapping, Mounting, Dancing


Ho, and why not The Gods of Arr-Kelaan?

Ronson
Chemistry, Cooking, Holy
Tactics, Leadership, Magery, Biology, Sorcery, Illusionism


Everyone's favorite Girl Genius

A Spark (none in particular)
Engineering, Smithing, Golem Crafting
Chemistry, 5 depending on the person


The Order of the Stick!

Roy
Slashing, Blunt, Blocking
Athletics, Unarmed, Smithing, Dodge, Mounting, Animal Taming

Haley
Sneak, Archery, Pick Locks
Dodge, Acrobatics, Dancing, Trapping, Piercing, Tactics

Elan
Music, Piercing, Illusionism
Sorcery, Dancing, Blocking, Dodge, Acrobatics, Sneak

Durkon
Holy, Blunt, Blocking
Healing, Mining, Smithing, Protection, Defence, Dodge

Vaarsuvius
Magery, Arcane Lore, Elementalism
Sorcery, Illusionism, Alchemy, Scroll Writing, Golem Crafting, Enchanting

Belkar
Piercing, Sneak, Dodge
Acrobatics, Throwing, Bone Carving, Tactics, Exploration, Cooking
(And a total absence of any tracking skills)


Goblins

Chief
Holy, Healing, Leadership
Tactics, Teaching, Throwing, Piercing, Protection, Biology

Big Ears
Slashing, Defence, Blocking
Protection, Piercing, Holy, Dodge, Blunt, Athletics

Thaco
Slashing, Dodge, Acrobatics
Blocking, Athletics, Sneak, Tactics, Leadership, Unarmed

Senor Vorpal Kickass'o (aka Fumbles)
All skills, with minimum knowledge in all
(That was the easiest one by far)

Complains of Names
Slashing, Athletics, Blocking
Dodge, Acrobatics, Cooking, Tracking, Herbalism, Biology


And finally, I can't forget Dungeons and Denizens

Min
Blunt, Athletics, Slashing
Smithing, Stone Carving, Wood Crafting, First Aid, Cooking, Tactics


Those I didn't mention, from lack of space:
8-bit theater: Sarda, Princess Sara, the Dark Warriors
Dominic Deegan: Gregory, Miranda, as well as a large cast of Villains
The Order of the Stick: The linear guild, Xykon, Red Cloak, Miko, Lord Shojo, and probably a few others
The Gods of Arr-Kelaan: A large number of gods, and perhaps a few mortals of some importance
Goblins: Minmax, Forgath, The fortune teller, Dies horribly


While I know most of you skipped over all the boring details, I hope at least I showed you a few webcomics you'll remember to bookmark.

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